Though convicted and sentenced to a six-week suspended jail sentence for a racist tirade in December 2013 in which she claimed “brown people are ruining London”, Baroness Marie-Claire von Alvensleben continues to parade around as if still acceptable in polite society. The author of the ridiculous and pompously titled Absolutely Everything About, von Alvensleben – who blames, amongst others, The Steeple Times for her predicament – has also been known to roll around on the floor with the disgraced entertainer Michael Barrymore and to keep company with the now liquidated Von Essen hotelier Andrew Davis. Unless you want a scene, be sure to ban her from your event.
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Rucking a baroness
Baroness Marie-Claire von Alvensleben gets off with a suspended sentence “Don’t kick a dog when it’s down” is a commonly used phrase, but in the case of ‘Baroness’ Marie Claire von Alvensleben I’ll make an exception given that she only received a six week jail sentence, suspended for twelve months, for her racist tirade […]

A bashup and a baroness
Baroness Marie-Claire von Alvensleben taken into custody after an altercation in a Belgravia hotel On Wednesday evening, Baroness Marie-Claire von Alvensleben, a former associate of the founder of the now liquidated Von Essen Hotel group, Andrew Davis, was involved in an incident at a hotel in Belgravia.





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Such people are truly vile and they disgust me. She would make a good company to Sol Campbell, who painted his face white to show that whites are running London and we need to get rid off so many white politicians. I’m sure Marie-Claire would paint her face black to say that blacks are “ruining” London. Filthy woman!
I wholeheartedly disagree with you. Sol Campbell did a courageous and good thing in trying to encourage ethnic minorities to vote and his actions deserve celebration and not criticism. I salute him and The Steeple Times is backing his campaign to become Mayor of London.
Matthew, you have “saluted” and backed Campbell’s campaign? I am genuinely surprised! A bit hypocritical of you.
Didn’t The Steeple Times praise Sol Campbell lately? Since when is it OK to be racist towards whites but not OK to be racist towards brown people? We should say it out loud – all racism is bad!
Are you a troll? I do suspect so. Sol Campbell is anything but a racist whereas Marie-Claire von Alvensleben has been convicted as one.
The dog!!!!!!!!!! She and Michael Barrymore look like they’re both about to vomit. Dirty f***ers!!!!!!!!
Sol Campbell is the only celebrity who has condemned the demolition of the wonderful Victorian Marlborough School in Chelsea….a man of taste and refinement opposing the crude K&C Council
Doesn’t she hang out with the tyrant cook?!