Reports of what went on at a brash Gstaad party weekend hosted by ASmallworld provides evidence of a gathering of nothing but small penises and big egos
Last weekend, the somewhat shrunken social network ASmallWorld hosted a weekend in Gstaad where two-hundred of its remaining members – some as paying guests and others as comps – turned up to party with their fellow “like-minded global citizens”. The champagne – Krug, one would imagine – flowed and one guest, according to The Cut’s Maureen O’Connor, even got his penis out.
In a report filed Tuesday, O’Connor reported on what happened when a bunch of “majorly wealthy and minorly famous jetsetters go all-out in scenic Gstaad”. “We do it for the pictures”, pointed out one whilst another, Barthelemy d’Ollone, provided O’Connor with the information to educate her readers “about French-society penis sizes” and where to get “the best lay in Paris”. In from New York, Waris Ahluwalia, is listed as having “such an interesting face” whilst a fellow ASmallWorlder, a London based artist named Byron Pritchard, is said to have whipped out his “flaccid penis” so that guests could watch it “wag back and forth”. “How terribly swell” must have come the comments from bemused onlookers in this normally elegant resort.
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A small, like, war
Sabine Heller of ASmallWorld starts a war, ‘like’ According to last week’s New York Post, an “epic battle” has broken out between Erik Wachtmeister, who founded the ASmallWorld social network in 2004 and whose Best of All Worlds site launched last year, and Sabine Heller, the current CEO of ASmallWorld
Pass the Chablis
ASmallWorld gets even more small minded When it started in the same month in 2004 as Facebook, the social network ASmallWorld was ahead of the game. Founded by Erik Wachtmeister with the help of such people as Rob Hersov, it fast found favour with the so-called “elite” of London, New York and Paris. It […]
Whilst ASmallWorld’s chief, Sabine Heller, would no doubt describe O’Connor’s article as a hatchet job, the journalist most certainly has a point. When it began and had different management in 2004, ASmallWorld was both fun and useful. As it filled with bankers and social climbers, it lost its way and though its remaining few may now whizz down the mountains on golden sleighs supplied by Jimmy Choo, it’s now actually just a network that’s truly over. May this Facebook for the few rest in luxury.
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It was so useful and fun when it started in 2004. When the current owner took over, he changed the ethos and look at the result. I’d rather spend a weekend with Katie Hopkins!
A club that’d never have me as a member and a club I’d never want to join!!!!!!! What t*****rs!!!!!!!!!
Utter cocks – the lot of them.
I regret to say I did pay the membership fee when they first started charging. The events I went to were awful. Russian trash and oily posers. Never again.
Barthelemy plainly is a seriously cool chap. NOT!
The Gstaad Palace is large!
Zoot alors – comme d’habitude – a combination most dear to me
I can imagine that !!!!! Rod would fit into the Diigidy Doo Springs, Melbourne branch of A Small World!!!!!